Chloe Elyse

designersocial:

Feathers and sequins and fringe, OH MY! The trailer for the The Great Gatsby movie directed by Baz Lurhman and starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Carey Mulligan has been released giving us just a hint of the fashion, glamor, and glitz that is to come in December. Yes, we have to wait until Christmas to get the full trip back to the 20’s but this should be enough to keep you excited for the next seven months.

-JK [video via movieclipsTrailers]

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Keify Sutherland

“I’m making explosion noises with my mouth.”

Just got too high and needed to unplug something.

Instead of stretching over the couch to grab it, I thought of how great it would be to have magic powers just for that scenario.

Jj ended up unplugging it. It’s cool, guys.

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

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thalheim:

thelokipokey:

thisdorkyblogthing:

nekoconsulting:

Father—

What’s so fucking funny about this was that Odin screaming at Loki wasn’t even scripted. Anthony Hopkins just made it up right there on the spot.

So Tom was probably thinking holy shit did Anthony Hopkins just HWARGH at me??

I can’t not laugh at this when I see it. Just… HIS FACE. WHAT.

I laughed uncontrollably at this the second time I saw it. I’m just amused that he doesn’t even bother using words to tell Loki to shut up, it’s such a shut down why am I laughing.

DEAD. EVERY TIME.